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All Purpose Regret Letter

(Jack Harness & Lee Gold)

My Dear________,
Thank you for the kind and thoughtful invitation to your: As always, your: announcement and the inaccurate and confusing map (if any) was Ordinarily, not even the could keep me away, but as you this raises a most unforeseen scheduling conflict with and it is with that I reply that I cannot now plan to attend.

Rest assured that should circumstances change, and I may be able to make a brief appearance after all.

Please do not think for a moment that I give any credence to the reports of your inability to: your

My best regards to your and her/his unfortunate

As always, I remain Yours,